Dis ya ting yah, it all 'bout di goodness of rum. See, dem mix di best cane juice an' make it so delicious. Ya know how Mi seh a good drink pon weekend night? Dis rum yah, it does it to paradise. Ya see, some people tink rum only good for livin'. But dis rum, it got history. Every sip a adventure back to di roots. So when yuh see di rum, remember